So I get this e-mail thing telling me about my pregnancy week by week. It lets me know the approximate size of the baby, what is going on developmentally, advertises thigns to make the nursery beautiful (If you have a million dollar budget) etc. Today there was a funny section.
"Five things your partner should never say:
1. Mooooo
2. Ouch - a paper cut. I wonder if this is what lobor feels like"
3. Is that a watermelon under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?
4. My father called again to ask about your cervix.
5. Is that your underwear or did a parachute land on your butt?"
Slightly off...but funny...at least at this point.
Will get back to reality blogs at a later time...for now, brain vacation...
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